woollymittens's Blog
I'm a web designer and programmer from the Netherlands. I like my gadgets and toys and am always busy breaking some new tech in, or not unusually, some part off.
Currently I'm working on my Visa for Australia, because this drab mud-flat is getting on my nerves.
Posts: 139
Member of: Aussie Geek Podcast Forums.
A bachelor party for 17 women ended in a disaster after a trip on a "beer bicycle" literally went down hill and crashed into the roof of a tunnel. Two women had to be submitted to hospital, one with several broken ribs, the other short one finger. A third victim had only minor cuts and bruises.

http://frontpage.fok.nl/nieuws/111418
Really... 17 drunk women riding a portable bar. What could possibly go wrong?
- from the topic: Three wounded after accident with beer bicycle.
Re: Australia
September 24, 2009 by woollymittens
Ha! I think I learned more from this than from my immigration manuals. :)
Re: Getting to the forum
September 18, 2009 by woollymittens
If you use the FoxyProxy addon for Firefox, the impact of using a slow proxy will be reduced to just the sites that need it.
http://foxyproxy.mozdev.org/index.html
It'll at least help in keeping the unblocked sites going at their normal speed.
Re: Sydney Meetup
September 18, 2009 by woollymittens
My outlook for making it to Australia before year's end looks grim. =/ My paperwork has been on hold for almost 6 months now.
Re: iPhone connectivity
August 7, 2009 by woollymittens
I'm writing this dressed in a bear's pelt. Outside is my mammoth, saddled for my daily commute.
Why am I dressed like a cave person? Well, you see. I'm the last person on Earth to not actually have a cell-phone. This simple fact dates me at around the stone age.
It's not that I don't want a phone, but from the very start those telco contracts have seemed to me like the worst kind of one sided strangle hold. They demand a two year commitment and a fancy voice and data plan, but step one foot over a national border and they send a bill that would require a second mortgage on your house.
They charge more for a megabyte of data trafic, than NASA charges per gram of equipment launched into orbit. http://www.howstuffworks.com/space-elevator.htm
Re: Twitter - Even wierder than you think it is
August 1, 2009 by woollymittens
Don't forget all the sailing enthusiasts we all got following us after mentioning 2 schooners.
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At least that was funny.
Re: Political support for the great Australian internet filter seem to be floundering.
July 30, 2009 by woollymittens
Oh, how typical. I go off on a rant about internet filtering and see what my home country does:
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20090722/0224075620.shtml
A private company of record industry lobbyists has won a court case against the PirateBay. The judge decided that all of the internet traffic from the Netherlands should be filtered to keep Dutch people from going to that website.
This sets a dangerous precedent in which any and all lobbyists get control over state censorship.
Mandatory internet censorship passes testing stage with great success.
July 25, 2009 by woollymittens
The trial of the government's proposed mandatory internet censorship was concluded to be a great success.
According to the participants of the limited trial, which only tested a small blacklist on an even smaller group of volunteers, there was no slow down and plans to scale the system up to the whole nation are going right ahead.
http://www.arnnet.com.au/article/312354/isps_give_clean_feed_filter_technical_green-light
http://tech.slashdot.org/story/09/07/25/0049217/Australian-Net-Filter-Gets-One-Step-Closer?from=rss
Please remember that any joy you're feeling when you hear of the "national broadband network" is probably just propaganda to shut you up about the censorship issue.
Three strikes and you're out...
July 21, 2009 by woollymittens
It looks like Australia is going to get its own version of the three strikes law for alleged copyright offenders.
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/09/07/15/1251201/Australia-Considering-P2P-Three-Strikes-Law?from=rss
What it boils down to is that your ISP will have to act as a private policeman for the publishers. There's several things severely wrong with this, that are evident from the French implementation of this law.
- It takes three accusations to cut you off from the internet for a year on any provider.
- The accusations don't require proof. Any false positive will do.
- The ISP will have to pay for all this policing themselves. Extra costs that the subscribers will have to cough up.
- There is no legal recourse. All disputes will be handled by a private ombudman appointed by the publishers... guess how fair that will be.
I fear that however much we protest, the music corporations will eventually buy this law, like they did in France. Together with senator the honorable mister Conroy's porn-filter, I am left wondering why the authorities are doing their best to stifle the only growth economy left?
Making your laptop really really fast with an SSD drive.
July 21, 2009 by woollymittens
Since I sold my pimped up EeePC and my new Acer Aspire One doesn't take 2.5" drives, I just had to subject my Macbook Pro to a cruel experiment with the left-over solid state drive (SSD) from my netbook.
Sadly it's only 32GB in capacity. Hardly enough for the OS and the applications, let alone my user profile and all my movies and music. But even 32GB had set me back about 150 euros (about $300 Aus).

With some help from the Twitterer @HiryuSingh I figured out how use this expensive little spare-part. His suggestion was to move the user-folder to an external disk.
The option to do this is hidden behind several grave warning in the "Accounts" settings in the "System Preferences"...

... after right clicking on a user and choosing the "Advanced options".

Since this was a fresh install on my SSD harddrive I made new user called "woolly" for myself and I changed the Home Directory of that user to another harddisk named "Machintosh Home".
I had to manually copy the home directory to that drive before I could log in to that account, so you can't do this trick when you're logged in as the user you are trying to move.
Of course an external disk is always going to be slower than an internal one and I wanted to be sure that I was actually improving things.

USB is the slowest option of all and I would not recommend it all for this purpose. It only showed transfer speeds of around 30MBps.
Drive Type Freecom Mobile Drive XXS
Disk Test 29.47
Sequential 35.58
Uncached Write 39.76 24.41 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 55.37 31.33 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 18.36 5.37 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 67.75 34.05 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Random 25.15
Uncached Write 8.33 0.88 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 90.37 28.93 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 61.62 0.44 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 85.55 15.87 MB/sec [256K blocks]
My second choice was an external Firewire 800 drive, which managed about 50MBps.
Drive Type LaCie Rugged FW/USB
Disk Test 55.74
Sequential 78.49
Uncached Write 75.13 46.13 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 97.46 55.14 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 51.07 14.95 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 128.06 64.36 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Random 43.22
Uncached Write 17.16 1.82 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 95.01 30.42 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 66.70 0.47 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 114.35 21.22 MB/sec [256K blocks]

In trying to get the most out of an external drive I also ordered a eSata housing and placed the Macbook's original harddisk in that. It also benchmarked at around 50MBps.
Disk Test 53.84
Sequential 79.98
Uncached Write 85.62 52.57 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 85.59 48.42 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 54.44 15.93 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 120.80 60.71 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Random 40.57
Uncached Write 16.54 1.75 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 63.37 20.29 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 71.63 0.51 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 119.08 22.10 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Firewire 800 is good enough then.
Now let's have a look at how the internal SSD drive performs:
Results 211.91
System Info
Xbench Version 1.3
System Version 10.6 (10A411)
Physical RAM 4096 MB
Model MacBookPro5,1
Drive Type OCZ-VERTEX v1.10
Disk Test 211.91
Sequential 198.22
Uncached Write 224.62 137.92 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 215.29 121.81 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 123.89 36.26 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 332.11 166.92 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Random 227.63
Uncached Write 78.47 8.31 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Write 339.87 108.80 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Uncached Read 1855.35 13.15 MB/sec [4K blocks]
Uncached Read 742.46 137.77 MB/sec [256K blocks]
Over 100MBps... say what? Helmsman, engage ridiculous speed!
Mac OS X boots within 10 seconds. Photoshop is ready within 3. Starting Firefox doesn't even leave enough time to blink.
Sure. My datafiles are on the external disk, but at 50MBps, that's still on par with an internal harddisk, which would push bits around at about 60 or 70MBps at best.
Would I recommend doing this yourself? No... not with a 32GB SSD. Wait until 64 or 128 becomes affordable. But I CAN wholeheartedly confirm that running your OS of an SSD drive is well worth it in regards to speed. I can certainly not get used to normal loading times again.
Re: Charity begins -a-t- -h-o-m-e- bloody far away.
July 21, 2009 by woollymittens
I really have no idea what the situation is there. I assume they've got a cable-modem, possibly with a built in firewall to which I will have no access.
SSH certainly isn't my strong point. Not much of Linux is to be honest.
I like Knightwise' take on it though. With his "Killroy 2.0" idea, he proposes that I would make them large independent of the hardware they use. I like the idea of making a bootable OS on a flashdrive over here that would be easy to back up and install over there.
What I still do need to find out though is how to make a "custom" distro for them with all their email and account information filled in.
New Zealand beats the honarable mister Conroy to the punch...
July 14, 2009 by woollymittens
... be it in a rather sneaky way. New Zealand now has their very own internet crippling filter.
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/09/07/14/1330239/New-Zealand-Introduces-Internet-Filtering?from=rss
We can only wait until reports of false positives and unfiltered true positives start flooding in.
Re: A Cover Flow Image Gallery Made in Javascript.
July 13, 2009 by woollymittens
Hey thanks. That's wonderful. If you ever need anything scripted for anything, just let me know. This stuff is my hobby as well as my job and I am looking at about 7 months of boredom ahead of me.
Re: What are you saving up for next?
July 13, 2009 by woollymittens
@Tom125 - Ha! Nice one. If that's what it takes to get a visa, I'd rather try Canada. :)
@herne - Yes, but you still live in Canada. :)
@erice - In NL, nothing is free. Typically Dutch: Every public utility is privatized AND taxed... that way the state can claim they provide it and corporations can ask what they want.
Re: What are you saving up for next?
July 12, 2009 by woollymittens
Don't make me tell you that my sucky streethouse in a suburb without even a garden cost me A$417400. And that's the cheapest I could find.

And no... my standard of living is not higher. Only my bank-manager's is. :P
What I am saving up for? Well:

Not cheap... so worth it.
Now is anyone looking for an overpriced green house in Europe? ![]()
Re: Toodledo
July 3, 2009 by woollymittens
Task management and planning are an absolute disaster where I work now. There's three people in charge of what I do and none of them talk to each other.
I tried showing them the link to Toodledo, but somehow their consciousness if on another plane of existence.
Any ideas how I can make the idea of actually using a planning tool other than an excel sheet on their desktop appealing to them?
A Cover Flow Image Gallery Made in Javascript.
July 2, 2009 by woollymittens
I made a reasonably easy tutorial about creating a "cover flow" effect for a photo gallery using Javascript for someone and put it on my website. Maybe it'll come in useful to someone here too?

Charity begins -a-t- -h-o-m-e- bloody far away.
July 1, 2009 by woollymittens
It's not a technical question so much as a social problem.
First the situation:
My mom has a boyfriend... from Turkey. Turkey is (for all intents and purposes) the second world country and not a big ugly bird in this case.

Sedat has a family and a highschool aged kid there. He works his balls off to finance her education and even went as far as buying his family a PC for homework and communication.

Now the problem:
They keep installing garbage on that Dell Windows machine so neither homework nor communication gets done. It's been fixed 4 times now. You probably know how fast Windows gets shafted by teens and how Turkey probably is the Wild West for virusses.
This is where it clicked:
They don't need Windows. They need granny Linux. Like Knightwise came up with:
https://help.ubuntu.com/community/UbuntuForGrandma
What it boils down to is that I, probably at some point this year, will be shipped there in a vegetable crate with a bag of CD's.

It's an 8 hour flight there, so it'll be an (unpaid) "vacation". My last one in Europe, pending my plans to move to Australia.
I'm only likely to go there once ever, so it must never break. I want to put enough Linux on that PC to let them Skype and type out stuff.
Here's where your help would be very much appreciated:
What do I need to know about setting up remote accessing and security to not have them end up with a fancy Dell brick? What Distro is most likely to survive? I'm thinking Ubuntu.
I would love it if you guys could give some pointers, as this is quite a risky little adventure I'm trying to pull off.
If I fix it, I'll be the hero and linux will triumph. If I fail, then they'll end up screwing around with virusses and trojans until someone's credit card gets stolen or worse.
AND IT'LL BE ALL MY FAULT.
Re: The Definitive Guide to Laptop Stands.
July 1, 2009 by woollymittens
Brilliant find tom125. Oddly enough I was just about to post something eerily similar.
My multi-functional laptop thingomatic.
It starts out flat as a pancake.
So you can use it as a leg protector.
But it also folds open like this.
So you can put your laptop on it to get the thing at eye-level.
The little netbook makes for an awesome little third screen to keep track of my mail on.
It appears to be rather a rare specialized thingy though. The only website I found, doesn't actually sell the darn things to anything but corporations.
http://www.bakkerelkhuizen.nl/index.php?l=en
Does anyone have equally useful stands that are easier to come by?
Re: What are you saving up for next?
June 30, 2009 by woollymittens
I got the A5 Intuos one: http://www.wacom.eu/index2.asp?pid=245&lang=en
I had tried the smallest first generation Graphire at my last employer, but that was less that useful. I had concluded back then that it was just me being unable to adjust to working left-handed again, but apparently my boss was just too cheap.
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This one works wonderfully.
The Definitive Guide to Laptop Stands.
June 30, 2009 by woollymittens
I think the stand is more expensive than the netbook.
Re: What did you make of your Netbook?
June 28, 2009 by woollymittens
I finally after three rather impulsive buys, ended up with the netbook I can live with. The 9" Acer Aspire One. The 9" Asus was from before the Atom and a disaster. The 10" Asus is just too bulky to casually throw into a bag.
I'm not likely to buy any Atom based netbook on a whim anymore now. Instead I could be seduced by an even smaller and flatter "Snapdragon" netbook, which will have an ARM CPU instead of Intel.
Of course it won't run anything remotely "Windows", but I like my Linux well enough. The ARM is the sort of CPU you find in Mobile phones and requires no cooling and a lot less power.
http://www.umpcportal.com/2008/12/arm-core-snapdragon-netbook-demonstrated
I don't know why my boss bought this...
June 28, 2009 by woollymittens
... but somehow I can't fault him for it.

Re: What are you saving up for next?
June 28, 2009 by woollymittens
Oh lucky you! Well, I'm saving up for my ticket as well, though when I'll get to use it is wholly in the hands of the Department of Immigrations.
It saddens me to miss the July AGP meet up. I hope there's a lot more in the future.
The lowest I've seen tickets from Amsterdam to Sydney for was about 900 euros with Virgin Atlantic. I hope that kind of bargain remains.
My last big purchase was a Wacom tablet and it was a really nice toy to invest in. It put the fun back into my cartooning hobby.

Have it any way you want it...
June 15, 2009 by woollymittens
The kind of filetypes I get sent as a web-developer are astounding. Clients send every kind of obsolete file you can imagine. "Yes... our company logo is in fact Amiga IFF, that's not a problem right?"
This website might ease you pain a little. It converts just about anything to everything:
http://www.convertfiles.com/

Handy to have around for when someone manages to send their audio-clips in .AU format wrapped in a tar-ball. :)
