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This is a Call-To-Keyboards guys. We really have to help Dave out with these names. What can we do, hopefully without having to change our names entirely. Now, I hope I don't miss any but we have Chris1051, matt88, which is fine, coz, well thats their real names. i seem to be the cause of Dave's issue here because while my 'screen name' is mattoid12, my real name is Chris. Now to most it seems simple enough, chris, matt and mattoid but maybe not. Maybe I should have never told Dave my real name, save all this :P
anyway, any suggestions people?

P.S. 'mattoid' is NOT short(?) for matt mathew or mardi gras, it means "A person of congenitally abnormal mind bordering on insanity or degeneracy", as quoted from thefreedictionary.com

superstar - member
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how about "the avatar formerly known as chrisoid" ?

then there could be four of you!

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I am a small way to being less confused until Eric said that...

We also have Zen Bubble - who's real name is Chris

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I'm a Matt and usually go by Matt88 with a Black and White or Magpies avatar

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I just want to know where the other 11 mattoids are, the other 50 erics, and the other 87 matts. As for the other 124 toms, don't ask. And I won't tell you what my real name is - it'd only confuse Dave further! :P

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I'm actually

Eric N80
or
Eric E51
or
Eric in Cupertino
or
Eric Seale
or
as my mom calls me "little sh*t"
which is weird since i'm about 200 pounds.
or as my mother-in-law calls me
"tow yen"
or as my father-in-law calls me
"lahn daan"

What where we talking about?

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novice - member
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lmao. well i really glad, this seems to be going the right way to really help Dave out!

superstar - admin
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Yeah gee thanks guys... Your really helping... sort of, well not really... but I know your hearts in the right place eh? smile

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novice - member
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haha thats why I use numbers after mine.

novice - admin
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This is what happens when you use your real name on the internet. devil

novice - member
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@cait (always sounded like ur real name...till now) :P
was a real n00b mistake on my part, didnt bother to check the outgoing details in thunderbird so all mails were being sent from "My Real Name" not just my real name, my full name too!

mattoid
  [/from the precipice of the internet]

rookie - member
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I say just go with "net names" - it seems that that is what Dave (and James) have decided to go with in my case.

Sometimes even when it's a different Chris :)

-Chris

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I HATE when I accidentally log in using old accounts I had previously forgotten about...
*sigh* just to add more confusion to the issue

-Chris

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@mattoid hehe, I need to keep you on yout toes wink

novice - member
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cabletie is really short for Chris.

- Matt

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My real name is Christopher Matthews.  I just use Tom on teh interwebz. ;)

novice - member
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i have the solution. EVERYONE just call everyone else Chris. we will get along FINE

P.S. re-read this entire thread top to bottom, guaranteed laughs

-matt-chris-oid

superstar - admin
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Back to where we started - total confusion and me giving up and getting it wrong all the time :P

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Yes Chris is my real name.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chris1051/461122835

And yes that passport expired in Sept 2007 and the photo was taken in August 1997 and yes I was 40 lbs lighter then too

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I was about 240 and sporting a mohawk on my first passport. Luckily I lost 50 pounds and got a haircut when that one fell to bits.

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