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In the royal tradition of taking a word / a name / a brand, reading it and beating it into a pink pulp upon pronunciation, we have ALL become great fans of how Dave can pull just about any word out there through his pronunciation-blender and ending up with something totally different.

So lets keep score shall we ? whoever hears one ... posts it here, along with the phonetic CORRECT way of pronouncing the word .. and with a description of what Dave turned it into.

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One of my favourites is Dave trying to say Captcha. It comes out something like caparture.

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I am glad they don't have audio players on the forum... gee thanks guys...

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There is always Kaspersky. I'm not sure Dave has got that one right yet.

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Nope, and the weird thing is that I can say it all through pre-production and in general conversation perfectly... During the podcast NOPE! Beats me why my brain melts down

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It must be the beer's fault, Dave.. Wink
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I dont really notice them. Maybe because almost everyone I know has some weird accent. I guess I giggle sometimes. I think dave is just fond of adding "r" to words.

"R" is just a bad sound. There's no consistency in the pronunciation.

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For real : Kaspersky
Prounounce : kas (as in castle) per (as in perth) sky (as in the thing you do on snow)
Davidian : KaZzzPErAZKi (foneticly un-translatable)

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Nightwise I am sure you mean Ski, not sky....
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I will not respond to that provocation :)

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Well if we're keeping score there were about a hundred mentions of something called EA Arts in #005. And the Interflora Lefora or whatever... :)

I am wondering though especially now that Keith is editing it - do Keith and Cait not mess up at all, or do they just not make the blooper reel?

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It is a freekin art form OK...

No it's true I fuck up the most.
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One of my favourites is "cache", though I suspect it's not a mispronunciation so much as the Aussie accent that causes Dave to say "cayshe"... ;)

And I'm not really picking on Dave, much, I try to select the screwups that will be funniest. Most of mine are me getting lost in a sentence resulting in dead air... not much fun to listen to.

Cait's thing is a long uhhhh... at the beginning of a thought. :P

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Keith , you are just picking on dave to cover your own arse !

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@KW Of Course! What kind of geek would I be if I didn't take advantage of my temporary position of "God of the Show"?! :P

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Mmmmmm editing control is power.... mmmm The Rooster misses the power.... he does however have a long memory....
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Cache is pronounced both cayshe and cash here.

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